Today is my precious dog Princess' birthday.
She is 9 years old and very fat.
Let's sing Happy Birthday to her!
On three:
Happy birthday you fatty,
You look like a hamburger patty!
You're getting pretty old toooooooooo
So go easy on the treats!
I'm sorry if that was offensive. I'm just kidding :)
I have no problem with bigger people. They can't help it. My dog can. It is all my mom's fault. I told her that every treat she gives Princess she is taking off her life. Yep, I guess she doesn't care.
I need to work on rhyming though, for the next unit in English! It is
*drumroll*
Shakespeare!
I read Hamlet and Much Ado About Nothing last year. Hamlet was horrible. Much Ado wasn't that bad.
And now we have the honor of reading Romeo and Juliet!
Slay me.
Yes, I guess the language is beautiful and whatnot but everyone knows the story.
They fall in love at first sight, they die, throw in a lot of -eths and Thous, and you got yourself some Shakespeare!
Whoops, sorry if I ruined the story for you. Go rent Titanic. Great movie :)
So anywho, I have 2+ hours of study hall on A days. I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do with myself!
Probably some Facebooking, blogging, ANYTHING but homework.
Did I mention I got a CRAPLOAD of homework today? Oh. Well.
I GOT A CRAPLOAD OF HOMEWORK TODAY.
Eww.
Well that's my tragic life, folks, now I want to know how tragic your lives all are!
Much love
Angélique
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Dude, check mine soonish. You've inspired me. :-)))
ReplyDeletelove,
Josie
Oh, but DUDE: I'M SO EXCITED FOR SHAKESPEARE I CAN HARDLY STAND IT. And I hate this quarter, so that doesn't help much.......other than thinking ahead to when I'm DONE with French and Science and History for THE REST OF NINTH GRADE and get to go back to English, my love, and Math and Gym. Ah, yes.
ReplyDeleteSo as of now, you get to hear how tragic my life is: PRETTY DAMN FREAKING TRAGIC. :-)
love,
Josie
Will do and I sympathize :)
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